Preserve the 80s

Unless you somehow stumbled upon this site accidentally and never looked at the top of the page, you should know that I’m a pretty big fan nearly all things from the 80s. However, there were a few things from the 80s that sucked ass, yet everyone loved them and still refers to them as icons of the 80s which pisses me off within inches of having a massive stroke. Here’s a list of those things:

1. The Goonies

2. Growing Pains

3. Cyndi Lauper

4. Star Wars

5. Jeans that went up so high that you couldn’t tell the if girl wearing them had a nice ass or not

6. The Apple 1984 commercial

7. Wacky wall walkers (they never fucking worked)

8. The New Kids on the Block

9. George Michael

10. Kajagoogoo

11. Any 80s National Lampoon movie

12. Max Headroom

13. Pepsi Free

14. Pogo balls – though maybe I would’ve liked those better if my ankles weren’t so weak

15. Footloose

16. Stouffer’s short lived “home cookin” frozen meals

17. Fraggle Rock