Preserve the 80s

As a break from my usual routine of complaining about things, I’ve decided to resurrect some of the attempts of myself and my esteemed colleagues to educate the public on some of the lesser-known truths surrounding the heavy-hitting topics in life that matter most. Everything posted under this label will contain said pieces of journalistic bravery that were rejected from Wikipedia (some were even rejected from Uncyclopedia). From here on out, the truth shall be spoken and known.