Preserve the 80s

Contact: preservethe80s@yahoo.com

I’m a former call center worker/janitor/mortgage broker/short order cook/factory worker/dunkin donuts crew member/cashier/vacuum salesman/guy with ugly sideburns who failed (for the moment) at getting into mortuary school. I also presently work for Sound Computers as the president of sales, which sounds impressive to people who don’t know I am the sole member of the sales staff. I like fast food and 80s commercials and hate nearly everything else – especially kids, milk, and the show Friends. I also have a brain defect that causes me to taste numbers and remember a vast amout of usless facts such as what I had for lunch on June 24, 1988, though I’m completely devoid of any useful talents/abilities. Thanks for coming by to read my blog and I hope that reading it helps pass the painfully slow march of time for you as much as writing it helps pass the painfully slow march of time for me.